I triple dog dare you!

So, I took some time the other night, on a dare from my friend Sarah, and wrote out 100 random things about me. For those of you who frequent social networking sights, think facebook and myspace, you know that there are endless "surveys" out there with mind-numbing information on them. What did you have for breakfast? What color are your socks? Did you kiss a girl, and if so did you like it? Well, I can usually knock out a survey in no time at all, without even blinking. Who cares what color my socks are, really? Having said that, who really cares about 100 random things about me? You do, that's who. :) This was a fun "project" to do, and quite interesting to produce 100 things about me. I spent 2 hours writing out a list, and promptly clicked a link, and lost it, and had to start over. However I think that the final result is still pretty freakin' awesome. For those of you that are reading this on Facebook, and here. God bless you, you do care. For all others enjoy, and maybe this will inspire someone else to look inside them and do the same.

1. i'm scared of the dark.
2. and thunder
3. my biggest pet peeve is windshield wipers. to slow, to fast, whatever it is, it's not right.
4. my brother is my best friend.
5. and my mom
6. my husband's job terrifies me.
7. i want to punch hannah montana in the face. really hard
8. i think that my dogs are better behaved than most of the children you see in walmart
9. i'm seriously jealous of jeremie when hurley chooses to sit by him and not me
10. i discovered imogen heap and her music recently, and i don't know what i did before that
11. i'm afraid that my niece and nephew won't remember me
12. my brother and i can carry on a conversation with only movie quotes. it's like our secret language
13. i've had my navel pierced twice
14. the first time that i saw titanic, i was crying so hard through the whole movie that the people behind us asked me to move
15. i love celine dion. i don't care what anyone says
16. everytime i broke up with an ex, i kept one of their shirts, and burned it
17. i'm terrified that i won't be able to have children
18. i want to be rich enough that i can have one room that is just for my shoes
19. i can quote tommy boy from start to finish
20. my brother's suicide saved me
21. i only like to cry in the shower cause you can cover up the evidence
22. i'd rather listen to music than watch tv
23. i love having "fake" nails, cause if someone catches you in the middle of the day in your pj's with messy hair at least one part of you looks put together.
24. my second toe on my right foot is my favorite body part. i call it my star toe
25. i burp better than most guys i know
26. farting is funny
27. i almost killed my grandpa twice. the 1st time we were riding bikes and he had a heart attack. the 2nd time we were riding bikes and he got hit by a car. i wasn't invited anymore after that.
28. i backpacked up mt. whitney when i was 12. i was the youngest one on the mountain. i'm the only one of my siblings that made it to the top.
29. when i was little i wanted to be sick enough to be in the hospital, cause then people would visit me and bring me flowers.
30. i think that the only reason that people listen to james brown is because his band kicks ass.
31. i love novelty socks.
32. i hate my hair. i just really want it to be straight and shiny and beautiful like on the tv commercials.
33. childbirth is not magical. it's icky. necessary, but icky.
34. carrying a living being in your body for nine months is magical.
35. walmart gives me anxiety every time i go there
36. i love doing laundry. sorting, washing, drying, folding...but i abhor putting the clothes away
37. my truck was haunted. the only reason it's not now is because i think that my brother stayed behind when i moved.
38. i believe in ghosts
39. i taught myself to sew, and i rock at it
40. i think that brad pitt is overrated
41. heaven is in my husband's arms
42. i believe that most men are pigs. deal with it
43. i like to chew my toenail clippings
44. i can't do the splits. never could and never will
45. i will never forgive my childhood best friend for leaving me
46. i don't remember most of my childhood
47. i read twilight before it was trendy
48. i think that water is the nastiest tasting liquid on the face of the planet, but i drink it because it's good for you
49. most teenagers piss me off.
50. i believe that being homeless is a choice, not a circumstance
51. i think i look like drew barrymore
52. i'm freak good at rockband.
53. i haven't been to the dentist in 10 years. i'm going tuesday, and i'm terrified
54. i'm glad that my husband was married before, because now i have the coolest coffee maker ever
55. i locked my keys in my car on purpose so that a guy i liked would help me
56. i like to make out in the car
57. i love to have my hair played with. it makes me melt
58. i can't believe that crystal pepsi didn't catch on
59. sometimes the only reason i get up in the morning is because the dogs have to pee
60. i love camping out in the backyard
61. i miss my grandma jean every day
62. i think about starving children in africa every time i throw food away
63. i want chinese babies
64. i hate my legs
65. i had a pet rat named wilhemina
66. i wasn't kissed until a week before my 18th birthday
67. everyone always asks me and jeremie why we didn't get married before we did, and i know that if we had, we wouldn't be married today
68. i pick my nose. frequently
69. i love haunted houses. except for the chainsaw guys. they scare me bad enough to make me cry
70. the scarier the better
71. my grandpa is the coolest person i know. ever.
72. tragedies and disasters fascinate me. think titanic, the holocaust, the donner party, etc...
73. i didn't have a broken bone until i was 19. i chipped my 4th and 5th vertebrae in a car accident
74. i've always wanted to pee standing up
75. i'm an infomercial junkie..."nacho's anyone?"
76. i'm addicted to law & order. all of them
77. i think that andrew lloyd weber is a genius
78. i'm devastated that i never got to see rent live on broadway. i went to ny 6 times while it was still playing
79. i want to see a bear in the wild before i die
80. i think that oj did it
81. i think that people that drive down the freeway with their blinker on are morons
82. i think that people that leave their christmas lights up all year are just plain lazy
83. i didn't find out about santa until i was 12. i was devastated
84. public speaking scares the crap out of me
85. i want to see josh groban in concert before i die
86. american idol is a guilty pleasure
87. i love having little kids around, because then i can color freely
88. candyland rocks
89. i've only had stitches once...and i only had two of them
90. i swallowed a nickel when i was little, and had to go to the er to get it out. i put it in my mouth because my dad flipped it to me in the tub, and i didn't want it to get wet. i still have the nickel.
91. i have to get on facebook every day...EVERY day
92. it used to be myspace, but now i think that myspace sucks.
93. puppies rule...kitties drool
94. i always wanted to have a tree fort
95. every time i watch steel magnolias i cry. i know that shelby is going to die. but i still cry every time
96. they should have just cancelled the tonight show when johnny carson left
97. carrot top is the most obnoxious person on the face of the planet
98. i love girl power music. think vanessa carlton, tori amos, sarah mclachlan...etc.
99. i play my fiona apple cd's in the car just to make hurley howl. he doesn't like to listen to her, at all
100. i'm honestly happy for all of the trials and tribulations that i've been through in my life because they've made me into the amazing woman that you see before you today